US-ovision

I see from Digital Spy that NBC is considering setting up a song contest between the various States in the style of the Eurovision Song Contest. Just as the European competition seems to foster block-votes and old-score-settling I can see the enmity now: there will be the old north vs. south, red states vs. blue states, coastal states vs. interior states. The list is endless. It’ll be just like the Eurovision, only with the added dimension of guns. I do hope it’s shown over here too.